viernes, 9 de diciembre de 2011

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Era necesaria esta entrada y los sabéis, no voy a aprobechar la entrada para recordaros que no tenéis verguenza ni la habéis conocido porque eso también lo sabéis.
Solo decir que ahora que todos tenemos moviles "de los buenos", ya no tendréis excusas para decir que es que no tenéis tiempo para entrar y echar una ojeada a pilismilis.
Quiero comentarios graciosos, único, como nosotros sabemos hacerlos. Mira que yo nunca he sido pesada ni he escrito largas entradas pero es que la ocasión lo requería. Y otra cosa os digo, no vale decir que la habéis leido, ya os pediré un resumen con varias preguntas, porque no me fio de vosotros ni un pelo.
Dejar de un vez tuenti y facebook y el guasa de las narices que sois unos cutrones!!!!!!
Bueno dicho queda ahora os dejo la pelota en vuestro tejado (o como se diga), supongo que no hace falta decir que quien pase de la página se llevara una entrada épica, larga, y con más insultos de los inventados para el solo. Ya que por lo que se, vosotros si no es bajo amenaza e insultos no entendéis las cosas.
Que si quiero un calendario, que si quiero salir guapo en las fotos, que si no pongas esta, que si la botella de barceló, que si unos rejos por aquí, una tocineta por allá, que si una botella de beefeater es poco para veinticatorce, que si no hay coca cola, que si domingo el lomo con ali oli, que si yo sin hielos no quiero cubata, bla, bla, bla, mucho pedir pero poquito aportar, porque si una dice AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRIBA CON EL TENDIDO, que minimo que todo la plaza se levante y se caiga abajo coño, que era por Jose Cabrera, que no pedíamos más.
Luego una pide jugar a las cartas, el tipico juego de animalitos de hacer parejitas, pues nada, eso tampoco os vale, es mejor jugar al poker con fichas pero claro una ya que accede a jugar se la comen y preguntaréis por qué?? pues porque aunque juegue con fichas no puedo pensar en fichas tengo que pensar en billetes, pero es que estamos locos!!!!!!! En billetes, una persona que paga su cafe con los regalos de los reyes. Si voy de farol porque voy de farol y si tengo una pareja de doses, estas loca!!!! como apuestas todo por eso. Yo no os entiendo.
Bueno y como de costumbre, esta entrada se me ha ido de las manos totalmente y lo que quería que fuera corto se me ha hecho largo, así que con cariño y con un poco de ojeriza, me despido no antes sin mandar un abrazo al ABERRRRRRRRUNCHO RRRRRREAL, DE LA SIERRRRRA DE BAZA.
Fdo.
Pascuala Bailona

23 comentarios:

Anisima dijo...

aplausos fuertes!!!! me ha llegado a la patata que te acuerdes tú más de esta página que las propias creadoras, me llena de orgullo y satisfacción, xq no hay mejor persona que tú para una entrada de este calibre. Gracias!!! y x eso pido un ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBA CON LA ALBA bien fuerte!!!! jejejeje

Anisima dijo...

Alba mírame cuales deberían ser mis nombres, q me gustaría q mis próximas firmas lleven mi verdadero nombre...

pascualica la bailona dijo...

anaaa, dicho y hecho, ya te he buscado tu nombre verdadero, es AMBROSIA!!!!!! por cierto tengo ek decir ke cuando has dicho lo de arrrrrrrriba con la alba me he vneido arrrrrrrrrrriba porke ya sabes tu ke yo otra cosa pero pero ke cada vez ke dices arrrrrrrrrrrrrrriba yo lo hago, adioss ambrosia!!!!

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Que decir tiene, que como me sentido amenazado, insultado y alguna otra puyita que a soltado aqui mi amiga Pascuala bailona me visto obligado a comentar su comentario. Ademas, de ser uno de los que mas zizaña mete y el mayor de todos me veo en la obligacion de apoyar esta bonita iniciativa que a tenido mi compañera (no amiga). Asi que... ARRRRRRIBA CON PILISMILIS!!!
Socia, noto un poco de resquemor en algunos de tus comentarios, aun asi, creo que te has dejado uno importante, como por ejemplo el del duro. Que porque tengo k pagar yo lo mismo que los demas cuando he bebido menos, asi de claro, es algo que mi inteligencia (y no es que carezca de ella) no llega a comprender.
Tambien comentar, que aunque me hayais dejado tirado toda la semana, suerte que aun hay gente como luisma (mas conocido como Juan Manuel) que se pega un palizon en el camion y me viene a ver para tomarse dos cacharros!
Pero escuchad, que me lo he pasado muy bien, aunque haya trabajado, que por las noches o tardes no os necesito, que tengo gente tan dispersa como la kuka, la elenilla, azulete y su novia, puche, que me hacen la tarde muy amena, y para las noches ya tengo a raul, rafa, alfonso y malucas, como veis no pierdo el tiempo!! Dicho esto, no puedo desaprovechar este momento y recordaros k la alba gano una porra de 41 euros, asi que nos invitara a todos a una copa.

Que...AYER PERDIO EL MADRID!! Jojojo

Andrés de barcelona

pascualica la bailona dijo...

ya que mi queridismo socio (y tambien amigo) ha dicho lo de la porra os quiero relatar lo ocurrido, cuando el mismisimo cesc fabreras metio ese gran gol yo ya estaba llamando a la agencia de viajs para emigrar a puerto rico y vivir mejor de lo que vivo ahora, luego todo viene rodado, me entere de ke me tocaron 41 euros y conociendo los ansias ke sois con el dinero de otros juro y perjuro ke estas navidades no voy a dolar!!! me dais miedo ansias vivas

Abuerrrrruncho de rrrraza rrreal de la sierrrra de la calahorrrrrra dijo...

ARRRRRRIBA con pascualica la bailonga!!! yo la llamo asi porque ya somos amigas!!! Sobre la vergüenza del partido de ayer, solo decir una cosa, Tengo guasas que tu y yo sabemos lo que pones, asique si no vienes a Dolar, tendre que ir yo a Málaga. La entrada, es una entrada larga, pero que en realidad, decir, dice poco, de todas maneras es amena, de facil lectura y sobre todo, una entrada divertida, lo que le hacia falta a este blog. Creo que de esta manera colará que me la he leido. Lo del poker, sabemos que tanto Pascuala Bailona, somo Abuerrrrruncho de rrrraza rrreal de la sierrrra de la calahorrrrrra son dos ASES del poker, ya nos he apuntado al campeonato de Poker Star de Antena3 sólo he pagado 3000€ de inscripción, digo solo, porque comparado con lo que vamos a ganar es una minucia. La Ana podría ser "LA PESCUEZOS" ya que "LA INGLES" es un poco arriesgado.¿Que os parece?
Bueno, me he alargado un poco.
Un caluroso saludo (25º mas o menos) desde la Sierrrra de la Calahorrrra.

El Abuerrrrruncho de rrrraza rrreal de la sierrrra de la calahorrrrrra

Abuerrrrruncho de rrrraza rrreal de la sierrrra de la calahorrrrrra dijo...

Por favor que alguien conteste, llevo toda la mañana esperando contestación!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camachuelo trompetero!!!. que no tontis! que soy Berna ejejeje dijo...

Alba lo que es el bloque del comentario ta quedao muy bien, pero el contenido lo he notado... llamame "observador".... un poco forzao a que la gente escriba, vamos es mi humilde opinion... de hecho no iba a opinar y cuando lo he leio otra vez me ha dao un escalofrío por el cuerpo (peor que cuando me entere que habia 1 botella de beefeater pa venticatorce personas como tu bien explicas)y me he visto en la obligacion, y sin que sirva de precedente, a comentarlo. ¡¡¡¡ Ay queda esoo!!!!
Pues eso que en lineas generales no esta mal, ah una cosilla como no creo que me meta en la pagina perennemente, cuando escribas una entrada lo pones en el tuenti y ya lo apunto en mi agenda jejejeje.
Un cordial saludo
P.D. He adjuntado el esquema-resumen que pedias para verificar que lo hemos leio.

pascualica la bailona dijo...

Bueno vamos por partes, al aberrrrrruncho rrrrrreal ya le dig yo ke no me hable de dinero en el poker ke yo pienso en fichas!!!!!!! y tb tedigo ke las cinco primeras partidas las gano porke acojono a todos, luego me retiro y te dejo a ti porke una vez me pillan ya la cosa se me empieza a ir de las manos.
y al camachuelo trompetero le agradezco k le surja efecto el miedo y a la vez panico ke he intentado crear con esta entrada y tb te pido ke en el tuenti hagas campaña a favor de la pag ya ke a nosotras nos tratan como pesadas y hoy en dia creo (y que no sirva de precedente) que tu tienes mucho mas peso y poder de conviccion ke las guapas, ke diga ke nosotras.

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